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Ebuka Obi Virginity Challenge: Who Will Win This Celibacy Contest?

Ebuka Obi Virginity Challenge: Who Will Win This Celibacy Contest?

The Ebuka Obi Virginity Challenge has sparked heated debates, and I can’t help but wonder—who is going to be the referee, and how exactly do they plan to judge this match? Would they show us their tools for us to pass the verdict, or are we all supposed to just wait till thunder strikes one of them?

Can a Male Celibacy Contest Even Have a Winner?

Determining the winner of this contest seems nearly impossible. However, if I were a betting man, I would place all my cash on Ebuka Obi and not a single dime on Rev. Father Nwebe Joy. I don’t think Father Nwebe is telling the truth. My reasons are quite simple.

Why I Believe Ebuka Obi Is a Virgin

No one should tell me otherwise. I have lived long enough to know that a man is only obsessed with what he has not tasted. That’s why our ancestors wisely said that when a child eats what kept him awake, he will fall into a deep slumber.

Why would I doubt the virginity of a man who has built a huge followership based on discussions about human anatomy—mainly that of women? His church is the biggest platform in Nigeria where people, especially women, share their intimate experiences. Surely, there is at least one dreamer in that congregation who wonders what it’s like to eat that forbidden fruit.

Can We Trust Father Nwebe’s Claim?

I didn’t know Father Nwebe before this challenge, but after observing him, I have taken the stance every great gambler would take. He carries a certain trait—one that I have seen in Tuface Idibia, Yul Edochie, and even myself. Scientists worldwide have linked this trait to high libido.

And just like every gambler, I could be wrong. Yes, I could be. But I still take my stance. In any male celibacy contest, I can’t take men at their word. After examining the hairs on the heads of both contestants, I certainly won’t place my wager on Tuface Innocent Idibia.

Ozii Baba, a TedX Speaker, is an Onitsha-based storyteller and social entrepreneur. He works directly with children and young people.

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